{"id":81,"date":"2011-05-26T19:46:13","date_gmt":"2011-05-26T10:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.split-world.com\/?p=81"},"modified":"2018-08-25T20:09:43","modified_gmt":"2018-08-26T02:09:43","slug":"various-song-lyrics-i-enjoy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.split-world.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"Various Song Lyrics I Enjoy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fly me to the Moon<br \/>\nBart Howard<\/p>\n<p>Fly me to the moon<br \/>\nAnd let me play among the stars<br \/>\nLet me see what spring is like<br \/>\nOn Jupiter and Mars<!--more--><br \/>\nIn other words hold my hand<br \/>\nIn other words darling kiss me<\/p>\n<p>Fill my life with song<br \/>\nAnd let me sing forevermore<br \/>\nYou are all I hope for<br \/>\nAll I worship and adore<br \/>\nIn other words please be true<br \/>\nIn other words I love you<\/p>\n<p>Suicide is Painless<br \/>\nJohnny Mandel<br \/>\nM*A*S*H Lyrics<\/p>\n<p>Through Early morning fog I see<br \/>\nVisions of the things to be<br \/>\nThe pains that are withheld for me<br \/>\nI realize and I can see<\/p>\n<p>(chorus)<br \/>\nThat Suicide is Painless<br \/>\nIt brings on many changes<br \/>\nAnd I can take or leave it if I please<\/p>\n<p>Try to find a way to make<br \/>\nAll our little joys relate<br \/>\nWithout that ever present hate<br \/>\nBut now I know that it&#8217;s too late<br \/>\nAnd (chorus)<\/p>\n<p>The game of life is hard to play<br \/>\nI&#8217;m going to lose it anyway<br \/>\nThe losing card I&#8217;ll someday lay<br \/>\nSo this is all I have to say<br \/>\nThat (chorus)<\/p>\n<p>The only way to win is cheat<br \/>\nAnd lay it down before I&#8217;m beat<br \/>\nAnd to another give a seat<br \/>\nFor that&#8217;s the only painless feat<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause (chorus)<\/p>\n<p>The sword of time will pierce our skins<br \/>\nIt doesn&#8217;t hurt when it begins<br \/>\nBut as it works it&#8217;s way on in<br \/>\nThe pain grow stronger watch it grin<br \/>\nFor (chorus)<\/p>\n<p>A brave man once requested me<br \/>\nTo answer questions that are key<br \/>\nIs it to be or not to be<br \/>\nAnd I replied &#8220;Oh why ask me.&#8221;<br \/>\nCause (chorus)<br \/>\nAnd you can do the same thing if you please<\/p>\n<p>Bananaphone<br \/>\nRaffi<br \/>\nDing-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!<\/p>\n<p>Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!<br \/>\nBoo-ba-doo-ba-doop!<\/p>\n<p>Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring<br \/>\nBanana phone<br \/>\nRing ring ring ring ring ring ring<br \/>\nBanana phone<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got this feeling, so appealing,<br \/>\nfor us to get together and sing. Sing!<\/p>\n<p>Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone<br \/>\nDing dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone<br \/>\nIt grows in bunches, I&#8217;ve got my hunches,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the best! Beats the rest!<br \/>\nCellular, modular, interactivodular!<\/p>\n<p>Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone<br \/>\nBoop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!<br \/>\nPing pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s no baloney, it ain&#8217;t a p(h)ony<br \/>\nMy cellular bananular phone!<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t need quarters, don&#8217;t need dimes,<br \/>\nto call a friend of mine!<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t need computer or TV,<br \/>\nto have a real good time!<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll call for pizza. I&#8217;ll call my cat.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll call the white house, have a chat!<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!<\/p>\n<p>(Soprano Sax Solo)<br \/>\nYeah!<\/p>\n<p>Play that thing!<br \/>\n(Piano Solo)<\/p>\n<p>Whooo Hooo!<\/p>\n<p>Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring<br \/>\nBanana phone<br \/>\nBoop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop<br \/>\nYing yang ying yang ying yang ying yonana phone<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a real live mama and papa phone,<br \/>\na brother and sister and a dogaphone,<br \/>\na grandpa phone and a grammophone too! Oh yeah!<br \/>\nMy cellular, bananular phone!<\/p>\n<p>Banana phone, ring ring ring!<br \/>\n(It&#8217;s a phone with a peel!)<br \/>\nBanana phone, ring ring ring!<br \/>\n(Now you can have your phone and eat it too!)<br \/>\nBanana phone, ring ring ring!<br \/>\n(This song drives me bananas!)<br \/>\nBanana phone, ring ring ring!<\/p>\n<p>Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!<\/p>\n<p>Az<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fly me to the Moon Bart Howard Fly me to the moon And let me play among the stars Let me see what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.split-world.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.split-world.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.split-world.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.split-world.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.split-world.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.split-world.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83,"href":"https:\/\/blog.split-world.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/83"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.split-world.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.split-world.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.split-world.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}