Noodles
\nthey are good. they are tasty. they go great with a good cup of tea.
\nramen, pasta, noodles… whatever you call them, they are what makes
\nlife worth living. coming home and fixing up a double pack of beef
\nramen and a cup of cool earl grey tea is one of the finer things in
\nlife. and if you think me mad for this, then you should rethink many
\nof your own habits. there are worse things than thinking a meal that’s
\nunder a buck is worth a hundred. i can fix up a full sixteen ounce
\npackage of pasta and put it all away in two meals. this is the love i
\nhave for noodles. they are the moon. the stars. the sky. they are the
\nvast oceans, lakes, and rivers i long to drink deeply of. they are the
\nmountains that give rise to life and meaning to existence. without
\nnoodles there would be no heaven or earth. the very existence of a
\nsingle noodle is worth eating it. savoring the taste and texture you
\ncan feel the power of the universe flowing into you. thus, noodles are
\na glorious food made from divine powers.<\/p>\n
Eating a noodle can be done by anyone. To consume it and know the soul
\nof the noodle in doing so is the work of a master. To experience and
\nsavor every aspect of a noodle and to take it into yourself as a part
\nof you is done only by invitation of the noodle itself. Remember this
\nwhen you ‘eat’ a noodle, my son. To fully understand oneself, you must
\nfirst understand what drives the noodle. To understand the noodle, you
\nmust first know it’s name. Have the names of the noodles you have
\nconsumed thus far been presented by the noodles themselves?<\/p>\n
if you don’t agree, talk to the Noodle-Cup of Undefined Power Society
\n(N-CUPS) of which i am the apparent sole member of.<\/p>\n
Az<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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